Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Bring On the Dramaz.. I'm REady! Sike

So today, was actually jam packed with stuff to do. Erik and I were both very productive this morning and then mid afternoon, we went to Cool Springs to run some errands and all of that was going well, when we got a phone call from Texas, and it was BRINKS. Our Alarm company. They said our alarm had gone off and did we want the police dispatched.. well we decided against it b/c the wind tends to blow our doors open ( I know, I know... DONT get me started.. ) anyway, straight to panic mode my completely high strung self goes.. because THE DOGGLES ARE LOOSE. OPen Door = escape for small doggles. I am thinking 5'oclock traffic, people who would steal them etc and call our neighbor Jgrout in a panic. She runs down the street and says , well none of your doors are open and the alarm is not going off, so she knocks and the door and sure enough BOTH dogs are inside and begin barking their heads off. right then I was like tangibly angry with Brinks for the false alarm. I call them back to discuss and while we were on the phone, it goes off AGAIN. SO we are driving like mad back to Enash to investigate and when we get home, our front door is open and only one dog is inside. The smartest, most loyal prince dog in all the nation, Ralphie! SO I rush in and he is barking and looking distressed and Erik is off looking for Flossie and we run into our nieghbor in the purple house, and he tells us the story. He caught Floss the first time and walked her back home so when she got to the porch she just ran inside and he shut the door, which is why all looked normal when Jgrout came by to check. we thank him PROFUSELY and he comes back over, bless his heart, to help fix the door. He has lots of tools


Here all my jailbirds. I still cant get over that Ralphie actually had the chance to run wild and free and passed it up to stay home and protect his turf. Good. Smart. Dog. I gave him lots of treats!
Then our sweet neighbors had us over to see Baby Quinn ( who is not named after the Dylan/Dead song Quinn the Eskimo. I asked.) but he is super cute and boy did he like me! Thing is he would stop all his flirting as soon as he saw the camera come out! Our neighbors are way cooler than we first thought! I mean, we knew the purple house + cool baby name = cool peeps, but then you add to that , saver of the dogchildren, handyman, restaurant manager, wife the pastry chef, furniture building skills and cool interior decor then you REALLY got cool neighbors! Twas a great way to end a stressful afternoon!
Then many hours later, I notice Ralphie, who ALWAYS needs attention, absent, and hanging in the kitchen by himself, highly unusual... and when I further investigate, I see that he has procured an ENTIRE package of Deer Sausage that my parents sent home with us (momma i didn't know it was in the peanut box. I thought only peanuts were in that box and DIDNT look inside till now!) so no wonder my precious prince dog stayed home today during the jailbreak. He was sittin' on a sausage stash. What dog in his right mind would leave that?So not only did he have a bunch of treats for stayin' in but he also had about 5lbs of deer meat! Little Jerk...
What a dang day...


9 comments:

Julie said...

Holy crap! Ralphie might be comatose in the morning due to overload of his poor digestion system and related organs! YIKES
Honestly, is it safe for him to eat that much meat? I want to throw up just thinking about it. I think he needs his stomach pumped. He is just a little boy!

Anonymous said...

You guys have the most exciting lives! Jill

auhays said...

I feel sorry for whomever has to clean up all the sausage doggle poo! Erik, stay alert and don't walk around barefoot!

ml said...

I think Ralphie is a very smart little creature. Not so sure about Floss, I haven't met her in person. We too, have a great neighbor with lots of tools who can fix ANYTHING! It is so awesome!

LG said...

Floss is mush for brains Mere. BUt she is super cute HA ...
Ralphie seems to be doing fine, I think he had been working on that stash since we got back from Monroeville which explains why he was soooo thirsty and had such stinky gas! The brilliance of it all was that he was smart enough to eat in spurts so his momma didnt catch him.

Marty said...

i'd still be grillin' the shite outta that venison... erik'll do'er up good

Super Scory said...

Whoa! An exciting day in Grizaland for sure! Keep those doggles in! Way to go for cool neighbors!!

grizaham said...

Yeah that sucked... It was very scary seeing Flossie walk accross the street about 100 yards from me!

Caroline said...

So, Cappy would have loved the meaty treat for his birthday tomorrow. Our dog son is growing up so quickly.

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