Wednesday, December 19, 2007

If I worked at TJ MAXX....


If I worked at TJ MAXX, I would make a recording and play it over the loud speaker every 30 minutes. This is what it would say:
"Merry Christmas Shoppers & Welcome to TJ MAXX. Please remember that during the Christmas season, lines will be longer, stores will be more crowded and prices will be lower! Christmas is a beautiful time and should be celebrated with great joy, please remember this as you shop and try to smile every now and then. If smiling, having any joy in Christmas whatsoever, or being considerate of fellow patrons is too much to ask of you, please exit immediately and don't come back till January 15th. Go back to your gloomy people-less cave you crawled out of and celebrate your bitterness there. Thank You & Merry Christmas!! Ho HO Ho"

This would also apply to Wal-mart, Target, The Mall, etc...

2 comments:

grizaham said...

That sounds exactly right. People are so mean when they get out of their house! Merry Christmas!

LG said...

YES! Snugs they keep trying to dump their garbage on me when I am out shopping! rah!

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