Husband for Hire

I know alot of you gals out there are always thinking you need your man to help out around the house, and so just for you I would like to offer my husbands helping hand. He is off tonight and has been "helping" me with things today. Just now, I was doing laundry and he was there to knock my elbow while i was pouring the soap, and then lob dirty laundry at my head. As I type he is there to knock my wrists off the key board or type a few extra lines haifup;vmnw;l
He is just so "helpful" I thought I would share. If ya'll need him to annoy, I mean help you out, let me know!!