Wednesday, October 17, 2007

GET a JOB !!

Ugh, well maybe I will! A real job that is.... last night in all my despair, it occurred to me that perhaps I should work for apple. I do love them, I love everything they make, and I really want to learn more about how to operate efficiently, so by working for them I could
- potentially get discounts on all these things that I want from that store! Did you know all Apple employees who had been with them for a year got a FREE iphone? How cool is that?
- Free training! YES! They will school you for free in all their stuff
- Wear what I want to work. Very obviously they do not have a dress code, as a matter of fact, I have never been to an apple store that had normal looking employees so the freakier you are, the more they want to hire you. Perhaps I will show up for an interview in a Halloween Costume.
- they are in dire need of a NICE person working for them, because most all of them are super smug, and treat customers as if they are morons... Oh how fun it would be to join their super special smart kid elitest club, and no longer be the poor snubbed customer..

I had like a list of 20 reasons why I should work there last night, however I cant remember them now So you will just have to use your imagination.
I might also mention that Erik laughed when I told him I had applied for a job at the Apple store! However much he covets his title as "Only Bread Winner" I think he secretly will be happy to see me turnover a real(i.e. Steady) paycheck. We shall see.


grizaham said...

Apple sure does have a cool logo! Babe, i really don't think you need to get a job! You have enough of one at home which BTW i so appreciate!

Kyle said...

That would be a pretty cool job. But jobs suck b/c you have to go to them. Good stuff. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Beat LSU!

Lizzy said...

I can SO see you working at Apple!

Dusty said...

If you can work a few hours a week for Steve Jobs and still nurture Mrs., why not?!

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